Goodbye, Hello

Every New Year, the Washington Post publishes its In & Out list. And in that spirit, I write this "Goodbye, Hello" list:

Goodbye | Hello       

        Memphis | Quad Cities     

        The South | The Midwest    

     teaching | tech support

 cotton fields | corn fields    

       corrupt mayors | corrupt governors   

   oppressive humidity | bone-chilling cold      

apartment living | house hunting   

Wolfchase Galleria | Southpark Mall       

tornadoes | tornadoes

Police Women of Memphis | American Pickers                

people who let doors slam in your face | people who hold doors for you              

                                      Southern accents | no accents? (trying to figure that one out)

     Tiger fans | Hawkeye fans

Coke | pop